A Reason To Smile
January 5, 2009My Tita Bheng gave me an award and I am so glad to have it!
How sweet
How Toughtful
How Goldilocks!
Hahaha!
Thank you tita!
CHARAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!
“May there always be work for your hands to do, may your purse always hold a coin or two. May the sun always shine on your windowpane, may a rainbow be certain to follow each rain. May the hand of a friend always be near you, may God fill your heart with gladness to cheer you.”
And I’m passing it on to the owners of the blog title list below!
Make Someone Nosebleed!
Do you want to see your friends or foes nosebleed?
Yeah?!?
Okay, I’m going to share with you some terms I’ve learned from my Medical Surgical Nursing class that will definitely make your fellow nosebleed!
- Rhinurrhea - common colds
Situation: Your slothful to go to school.
What to say: “Ma, I don’t want to go to school. I feel sick. I have Rhinurrhea.”
*For sure your mother will worry a lot and won’t let you to come to class without knowing that it is just a common colds. Hahahaha.
- Aphonia - lost of voice
Situation: Your teacher wants you to sing in front of the class but you’re too shy.
What to say: “Ma’am, I’m sorry but my doctor said I have to rest my voice. I’m suffering of Aphonia.”
*Wahahahaha! Your teacher might send you to clinic to rest instead!
- Gigantomastia - large breast.
Situation: You saw a girl with a big bust and you just can’t help to tell your buds.
What to say: “Look pare! That girl is so sexy! I love her Gigantomastia!”
*Wahahahahahaha! Instead of slapping you on the face, she’ll might get impressed if she hears that! Lolz.
- Micromastia - small breast.
Situation: A lady is flirting you but you hate her for having a flat chest.
What to say: “I’m sorry! You don’t match my criteria. I don’t like ladies who have Micromastia!”
*Bwahahaha! She might not fall asleep for the whole night thinking what was that means!
- Gynecomastia - a man with breast.
Situation: A fat man with large unwanted breast is bullying you to death.
What to say? “Hey fat guy! Please, before going out of your house, try to wear bra! Aren’t you ashamed of your Gynecomastia?”
*He will surely shut his mouth off and just walk away.
- Halitosis - Bad breath
Situation: You’re very pissed off of your girlfriend’s foul breath.
What to say: “Please try to brush your teeth. Can’t take to smell your Halitosis!”
*Hahaha. No hard feelings!
- Dementia - loss of memory
Situation: Your teacher called your name for your graded recitation but you forgot the answer.
What to say: “Ma’am, I’m sorry! I can’t answer it! I suffer from Dementia!”
*Wahahahaha! Bleed Ma’am bleed!
Now you know! Go on! Use that to make someone suffer from EPISTAXIS!
Huh? Epistaxis? What’s that? Hahahaha! It’s nosebleed!
Family
A complete and happy family is what i always wish for. I was raised by my mother alone, I grew up without a father by my side, and my siblings aren’t with me. We live in different places with different people, far away from each other. My dad has his own family (now he has 3 kids) and my mother has a boyfriend (at last after 15 years) and me, though I’m still with my mom and I have a boyfriend, I feel left alone. Maybe that’s how life goes when your parents have to separate. The children have always to suffer.
When I was a child, whenever I see my parents quarrel, it breaks my heart. There are times that i feel it was all my fault. But good thing, my mother never kept a secret with me. She tells me everything and let me understand all those circumstances in my family.
It’s hard to live with a dysfunctional family. It’s sad. It’s lonely. But despite of that, I’m still happy because even if I only have less time to spend with them, I know how much they love me and how much they care for me.Thank God I have them in my life though they’re far from me.
If God will ask me what do I want before I die, i would definitely tell him that I want to see my whole family happy together. And I know He will never fails me. I can’t wait for the time that He’ll answer those prayers and I hope it will happen very soon. I Love You!
Rock Your World! \m/
The world of ROCK MUSIC has always been a major interest for me. I have a natural inclination of playing and creating music. For me, it is the best way to speak my mind and to portray my personality. I am an amateur DRUMMER of one of my school’s ROCK BAND and I’m focusing my mind on it next to my studies. Although, nowadays, I’m not yet that excellent, it is my dream to be recognize as the best DRUMMER GIRL of all time. And I believe it will surely become a reality only if I will dedicate myself on it and never loose hope. That’s why I am intent on doing my best to be expert on this field. For now, my temporary source of fulfillment is to perform in school and to join some battle of the bands in which I know it could be my stepping stones to reach my goal. Hearing praises from you folks who appreciates and believes in my talent gives me great satisfaction and inspiration to bring out the best in me. And now, I’m sure that I have enough guts and determination and I’m sincere in my efforts. Who knows?! Someday you’ll see me on your T.V. screens and you might buy tickets for my concerts!!! Well, lets see! Keep on Rockin!
